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The Fat Guys Songbook*

*Or Living Large in 3/4 Time

By Lord Gorlan of the Redlands, and others

15 Nov, 1997-to present

    The History of the Fat Guys
  1. The Tale of Sir Axel
  2. Obese
  3. The Ballad of Blackleaf
  4. Cookie Wars
  5. Rhino
  6. Three Drunken Fat Guys
  7. The Codpiece
  8. A Squire's First Lesson in Courtesy
  9. Thumper
  10. Helmut's Home Brew
  11. Oh Knaeckebroed
  12. I'm a Viking and I'm OK
  13. Count Garick's Tale of Woe
  14. Where has all the Count's Beer Gone
  15. Duke Elffin!, Duchess Vanna!
  16. White Feathers/Blue Feathers
  17. Autocrat, Autocrat
  18. Six Beer Court in Drachenwald
  19. Martin the Mercenary
  20. The Brave Squire
  21. On My Throne
  22. Throwing My Shots in All the Wrong Places
  23. The Fat Guys Sleep Tonight
  24. Just Use an Axe and Mace
  25. The No-No, Go-Go Song
  26. "Get a Life" says the Baron
  27. They Made us Fight at Night
  28. Sir Prothal's Lament
  29. Libido Man
  30. Saint Karl
  31. Thug
  32. Sounds of Slaughter
  33. Hello Deirdre!
  34. Tudor Man
  35. Playing Hide the Favor
  36. Get me to Armor Inspection on Time
  37. Fire God
  38. You Can't Ignore My Best Shot
  39. Fat Guy Encampment
  40. Pennsic War Dreaming
  41. Courtesy
  42. Wet Site
  43. He Has a Dick so he Must be Wrong
  44. Blood Flows Where Lord Sigmundson Goes
  45. Knight My Squire
  46. It was the * Heard Round the World!
  47. Sven
  48. My Friend the Reislander
  49. I'm in Love with a Pelican
  50. Sheep and Garter Raids
  51. No Elf Ears in the SCA
  52. Let's Sacrifice the King Around the Old Oak Tree
  53. Fourteen Folks in the Fat Guy Pool
  54. Camp Widow's Lament
  55. I Take a Good Swing with My Mace
  56. Rhino, Why Don't You Acknowledge My Blows?
  57. Listen to the Gossip of the Courtiers
  58. The Tale of Greifenthal
  59. She's Much Better Than Me
  60. What's Next?
  61. The Best Thing About the Double Wars is the Ferry Ride Back Home
  62. The Devil Went Down to Scotland
  63. I Fought Duke Jade and Duke Jade Won
  64. Order of the Old Battered Helm
  65. Save the Problems for Tomorrow
  66. I Will Pummel Him
  67. Destroyer of Armies
  68. Landsknecht at Estrella (Or "They've Got Elvis!")
  69. Fat Guy Rounds
  70. Oh Lord Won't You Give Me An SCA Event
  71. What Do You Do With A Drunken Squire?
  72. An Obese Grace
  73. Gorlan's Lament
  74. There’s Some Beer
  75. Hey Hey We’re the Fat Guys
  76. That's the Sound of the Men Fighting in Chainmail
  77. Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?
  78. Bop, Bop, Bop Till You Drop
  79. House of the Fat Guys
  80. 16 Beers
  81. The Marshal’s Staff
  82. Give me 2 Rattan Broadsword
  83. Seven A.P.s
  84. Hat Chasers
  85. Glorious, Glorious
  86. Here I Am In the Crown
  87. Ride Cormack Ride
  88. Oh, Oh, Oh I’m a Squire
  89. Stand By Your Knight
  90. Head Shot
  91. Fat Guy Limerick Chorus
  92. Butter Goes on the Holey Side
  93. I Don’t Know How to Kill Him
  94. 3 Authenticity Mavens
  95. The SCA Seneschal Blues
  96. I’m Too Sexy For My Armor
  97. H*ll Has Frozen Over
  98. The Mother and the Witch
  99. Sure is a Mean Shield Wall
  100. Sedition
  101. At Times I Thank God for the SCA
  102. Red Belt, White Belt
  103. A Pelican Can
  104. Umpa Lumpa
  105. Four Fat Guys Went A-Schmoozing One-Day
  106. You’ll Be An Archer
  107. New!All Fat Guys Like to Live Large
  108. New!A Mongol Woman
  109. New!I’m In A War Once Again
  110. New!Hit Me With Your Best Shot
  111. New!He Bit Me
  112. New!I’m Not Michael
  113. New!Fat Guy King
  114. New!What The Kingdom Needs Now are Laws..
  115. New!Check Your Brain at the Troll
  116. New!Only Peers Have the Brains
  117. New!Lord Connor
  118. New!You Take the Red Head
  119. New!Wheel of Doom
  120. New!Rhino’s Defense
  121. New!Peerage Meetings
  122. New!To the Sea
  123. New!When You Live Large
  124. New!It’s My Party, but Nobody’s Coming
  125. New!Got To Keep On Schmoozing
  126. New!Three Times A King
  127. New!I’ll Be A Fat Guy King II
  128. New!Don’t Boast if You Can’t Deliver
  129. New!No Girls At All
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