The Fat Guys Songbook*
*Or Living Large in 3/4 Time
By Lord Gorlan of the Redlands, and others
15 Nov, 1997-to present
The History of the Fat Guys
The Tale of Sir Axel
Obese
The Ballad of Blackleaf
Cookie Wars
Rhino
Three Drunken Fat Guys
The Codpiece
A Squire's First Lesson in Courtesy
Thumper
Helmut's Home Brew
Oh Knaeckebroed
I'm a Viking and I'm OK
Count Garick's Tale of Woe
Where has all the Count's Beer Gone
Duke Elffin!, Duchess Vanna!
White Feathers/Blue Feathers
Autocrat, Autocrat
Six Beer Court in Drachenwald
Martin the Mercenary
The Brave Squire
On My Throne
Throwing My Shots in All the Wrong Places
The Fat Guys Sleep Tonight
Just Use an Axe and Mace
The No-No, Go-Go Song
"Get a Life" says the Baron
They Made us Fight at Night
Sir Prothal's Lament
Libido Man
Saint Karl
Thug
Sounds of Slaughter
Hello Deirdre!
Tudor Man
Playing Hide the Favor
Get me to Armor Inspection on Time
Fire God
You Can't Ignore My Best Shot
Fat Guy Encampment
Pennsic War Dreaming
Courtesy
Wet Site
He Has a Dick so he Must be Wrong
Blood Flows Where Lord Sigmundson Goes
Knight My Squire
It was the
Heard Round the World!
Sven
My Friend the Reislander
I'm in Love with a Pelican
Sheep and Garter Raids
No Elf Ears in the SCA
Let's Sacrifice the King Around the Old Oak Tree
Fourteen Folks in the Fat Guy Pool
Camp Widow's Lament
I Take a Good Swing with My Mace
Rhino, Why Don't You Acknowledge My Blows?
Listen to the Gossip of the Courtiers
The Tale of Greifenthal
She's Much Better Than Me
What's Next?
The Best Thing About the Double Wars is the Ferry Ride Back Home
The Devil Went Down to Scotland
I Fought Duke Jade and Duke Jade Won
Order of the Old Battered Helm
Save the Problems for Tomorrow
I Will Pummel Him
Destroyer of Armies
Landsknecht at Estrella (Or "They've Got Elvis!")
Fat Guy Rounds
Oh Lord Won't You Give Me An SCA Event
What Do You Do With A Drunken Squire?
An Obese Grace
Gorlan's Lament
There’s Some Beer
Hey Hey We’re the Fat Guys
That's the Sound of the Men Fighting in Chainmail
Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?
Bop, Bop, Bop Till You Drop
House of the Fat Guys
16 Beers
The Marshal’s Staff
Give me 2 Rattan Broadsword
Seven A.P.s
Hat Chasers
Glorious, Glorious
Here I Am In the Crown
Ride Cormack Ride
Oh, Oh, Oh I’m a Squire
Stand By Your Knight
Head Shot
Fat Guy Limerick Chorus
Butter Goes on the Holey Side
I Don’t Know How to Kill Him
3 Authenticity Mavens
The SCA Seneschal Blues
I’m Too Sexy For My Armor
H*ll Has Frozen Over
The Mother and the Witch
Sure is a Mean Shield Wall
Sedition
At Times I Thank God for the SCA
Red Belt, White Belt
A Pelican Can
Umpa Lumpa
Four Fat Guys Went A-Schmoozing One-Day
You’ll Be An Archer
All Fat Guys Like to Live Large
A Mongol Woman
I’m In A War Once Again
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
He Bit Me
I’m Not Michael
Fat Guy King
What The Kingdom Needs Now are Laws..
Check Your Brain at the Troll
Only Peers Have the Brains
Lord Connor
You Take the Red Head
Wheel of Doom
Rhino’s Defense
Peerage Meetings
To the Sea
When You Live Large
It’s My Party, but Nobody’s Coming
Got To Keep On Schmoozing
Three Times A King
I’ll Be A Fat Guy King II
Don’t Boast if You Can’t Deliver
No Girls At All
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