Once there was a Fat - Guy
Got into a Tournament just to bash some heads in
When it all was o-ver
They -
Put -
A pointy hat on his bald head
He didn't realize till that mo-ment
It was the viceroy Tour-ney

Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer
Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer

Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer
Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer

Now he was a Vice-Roy
Had to act respectable, spend his time at politics
No Beer - with other Fat - Guys
At -
Court -
He had to sit in the front row
But what really got him up-set
He had to do it So-ber

No Beer, No Beer, No Beer, No Beer, No Beer

No Beer, No Beer, No Beer, No Beer, No Beer

Heed - well the tale of Black-leaf
Never win in tournaments when pointy hats are giv-en
No Beer - in court with Fat Guys
If -
You -
Do there is one small compensation.
On your Fat Guy Ta-bard
You get to put some Foam - On

Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer

Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer, Foamy Beer

Baron Matthew Blackleaf - one the first four Fat Guys. He first Viceroy of the Crown Principality of Nordmark (Sweden) and will be King of Drachenwald this Jan. He didn't learn.